All I want is for a boy to look at me and think “wow she is so cute she gives me a boner but I also want to make her soup”
if your boyfriend doesn’t touch your butt all the time is he even your boyfriend
i’m made of sarcasm and sexual frustration
-Need some assistance?-
Nothing will fuck up your twenties more than thinking you’re supposed to have your shit together.
Men want us to kiss them with beards, suck their dicks and kiss their balls with pubes, hug them with hairy arm pits, intwine our legs with hairy thighs, but if women have one hair on our body that isn’t on our head it’s disgusting
OH and we can’t cut our hair TOO short because then we lose that “femininity” also …